Twimii is doing an image search online for stuff to cheer me up.
She sees the poster of a cute kitten hanging on to a branch that's captioned Hang in there!
Twimii: You'll land on your feet kitty, just let go...
Kitten: How will I get to the top of the tree if I let go now?
Twimii: Why do you want to get to the top of the tree?
Kitten: To survey my hunting ground!
Twimii: But your teeth aren't even sharp enough to tear through skin.
Kitten: One day they will be. And I shall be ready.
Twimii: Hmm...
Kitten: OK, how about I let go ... and you get up and have a shower?
Twimii: Hmm...
Kitten: Imagine how different things could be if you attacked life instead of letting it defeat you.
Twimii: You mean like one of those women on those TV shows?
Twimii imagines herself in the role. She's doing a standing-splits-fists-raised pose while wearing a business suit and stiletto heels. The image is captioned She's a fighter! The second scene is one where she is sat at a desk quietly working away, dressed demurely. The image is captioned She get's the job done!. The third image shows twimii in a vest top with a much better figure, looking sweetly confused, while standing between two men. This image is captioned - But her love life is a mess!
Twimii: You mean I need to get up ...
Kitten: Yes!
Twimii: ... and make my way in the world as if any obstacles I face are just faults in my perception?
Kitten: That's it!
Twimii: Be positive and become self-actualized.
Kitten: Now she's got it!
Twimii: Most importantly I must ...
Twimii: Buy a bunch of new clothes!
Kitten: OK
Cloud: Yeah and that way you won't have to do laundry...
Twimii: Good point. Thanks Cloud!
Cloud: Anytime.