Twimii is sitting with her feet up on the sofa, head and shoulders slouched over looking stuff up on her laptop. The radio is on and some current affairs programme is playing. John (on the radio) : And now we're joined by Mr Herman Hoofinhofin, the co-ordinator for the European branch of Clear Visions. Twimii raises her head. Twimii: Oh. John: Mr Hoofinhofin, how do you respond to allegations that Clear Visions is a cult and that your Irish branch is involved in satanic practices? Herman: Firstly John I want to thank you for giving us the opportunity to clear up these malicious rumours and to state categorically that no - haha - no of course we're not a cult. Twimii: Oh my God... They're totally a cult. Herman: And the idea that any of our members would be involved in satanism is - quite frankly - preposterous. John: Really Mr Hoofinhofin? Well can you explain the reports from people who were at the school that evening who[] Herman: I'd love to John[] John: Let's first play the report for our listeners. Reporter: Tracy you were at the school last Thursday evening? Tracy: Yeah I was at the cookery class - was really good. Reporter: Tell us what happened Tracy: Well first there was some screaming and screeching. And then you could hear like furniture being knocked around, y'know? And then there was this real anguished woman like screaming GET OUT!!! - over and over again. So of course we went out to see what the craic was. And there was this woman - her hair was crazy. Wasn't her hair crazy, Julie? Julie: Yeah, yeah it was, yeah. Tracy: And this really good looking fella had his arm around her. He was really good looking, wasn't he Julie? Julie: He was GORGEOUS. Yeah Reporter: O.K. Tracy: And your one was saying Reporter: Yes? Tracy: TWIN - ME - SEED - OF - SATAN. Over and over. I swear. Wasn't she Julie? Julie: Yeah, she was, yeah. Twin me satan. - The fella was GORGEOUS. We see Twimii sitting up much straighter and stiffer, thinking: That is so weird... John: Well Mr Hoofinhofin? Twimii is no longer listening, reflecting on things instead. Twimii: And I was thinking about evil twins before going there - the whole time... Twimii: Maybe I'm psychic! Twimii: Wait there's something I should feel bad about Twimii's eyes become pools of sadness. Twimii: I was rejected... by a CULT!!!