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April 24, 2013

Clear Visions – And now, a Mouse

Clear Visions – And now, a Mouse
Twimii: So just as I'm feeling completely bamboozled by the sheer weight of it all, I look over and what do I see? Twimii hops over a couple of feet, crouches down on her honkers and adopts a mouse-like pose. Twimii: But the cutest little mouse you ever saw. Mouse: Hey twimii. Twimii: Well hello, what are you doing here. Mouse: I'm here to remind you that life is also sweet and adorable. Chris at this point loses it and shouts: ELEPHANTS ARE THE CUTE ONES!!! NOT MICE! Twimii: Not when they're metaphors for problems. Brenda is sitting on the table, worn out from things having gone beyond her control. She sighs. Brenda: Just let her finish Chris. Twimii: So the mouse says that he's cute and adorable... Mouse: Sweet and adorable that's me. Twimii: And then he runs away as sweet and adorable creatures tend to ... Twimii start scuttling around the classroom like a mouse. Twimii: And he runs in among the elephants. Twimii is now running around the classroom alternating between the roles of the frightened elephants and the mouse. Brenda, who has climbed on to the table to get away from her, screams: STOP THE MADDNESS!!! Twimii stops. Twimii: Good call Brenda. (addressing the class) For you see the maddness has stopped!! Chris: Come down off the table Brenda. Twimii: The mouse naturally caused the elephants to stampede - and just like that - there go my problems and the problems of the world. Twimii not acts out being run over by a herd of stampeding elephants, getting crushed to the ground. Twimii: And as I lay there, trampled, probably with severe internal bleeding... The mouse reappears. Twimii: Are you an angel? Mouse: Hey, I forgot to say I'm also here to show how the smallest of things can have the biggest consequences. The mouse runs off again. Mouse: Bye twimii. Twimii having one final run around the classroom as the mouse ends up back at the table Brenda's standing on. Twimii: That's it. What do you think? Brenda starts screaming: GET OUT!!! Twimii: ... but the time travel ...
Clear Visions – Part VI

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