It’s Zen Meditation, don’t you know

It’s Zen Meditation, don’t you know
Maria: We're doing great work, way ahead of targets, so I've talked it over with Gerry and we'll have a team night out Friday night. Twimii looks nonplussed but Dinah and Pete exclaim: Great!!! Maria:So let's keep up the good work, ok? Pete: Definitely. Maria: Great - twimii where are you with that spreadsheet? Twimii: All done. Maria: Good But we've loads to do so let me know whenever you're done. Twimii: Sure I was just doing some zen meditation first. You know, to get really really focused like. Maria (dubiously): So you call what you were doing - zen? Twimii: Meditation. Yes. Maria: So let's have your definition of zen meditation then. Twimii: Ahem ... well ... Maria:In ten words or less - we've all got work to do. Twimii: Alright - well - zen - meditation - or - as - I - like - to - call - it[] Oh no! I ran out of words. Maria looks at Twimii unimpressed. Twimii smile half guiltily. Maria: If I catch you one more time you're getting a warning. Twimii: That's totally fair enough. Maria: OK keep up the good work team.
Looked it up – zen-buddhism.net says “Trying to explain or define Zen Buddhism, by reducing it to a book, to a few definitions, or to a website is illusion. Instead, it freezes Zen in time and space, thereby weakening its meaning.” … If only twimii had known…