The Way I Make It Is

The Mistaken I

EXT. Row of Storage Garages, Night

Talee

Jean?

Jean

Yes. Talee? - Nice to meet you.

Talee

Thanks for meeting me so late. - So this is it?

Jean

This is it. Let me open it up for you.

Jean bends down and unlocks the padlocked garage door. As she does so Talee’s face falls as she realises the garage is locked from the outside.

Talee turns and looks behind her for a moment, as if she hears something.

JEAN

Alright dear?

Talee

Uh ... Jean, I have this really stupid fear about accidentally locking myself in somewhere. I actually once managed to lock myself in the garden shed.

JEAN

Really?

Talee

Yeah. It was awful. Anyway, is it possible to unlock the garage from the inside?

JEAN

Well, well no. I don’t think so. - But you don’t have to worry you can’t lock yourself in. It only locks from the outside.

Talee

Oh - oh great... Jean, I’m really sorry but this just won’t work for me. Sorry.

Talee turns on her heel and leaves a bewildered and irritated Jean to close up the garage.

EXT. Street, Late Night

Talee is walking down a street.

It is deserted except for a DRUNK MAN stumbling down it.

As Talee passes by him, she stretches out her arm, grabbing him by the neck and pulls him in close to her.

Her fangs descend and she bites him.

He slumps down to the ground but is still conscious.

Talee stumbles and is clearly affected by the intoxicated blood. She shakes her head trying to get it clear. She then shakes it more violently and it becomes a blur.

Drunk

Do it again!

Talee shakes her head again violently into a blur. She then stops and looks at the drunk. They both LAUGH in delight. They look like regular drunks.

Talee stumbles off down the street.

Mark, now very pale, appears. He walks down the street to the drunk slumped on the ground, who is laughing away to himself.

Mark squats down to examine his neck. He then bites into his thumb and forefinger and brushes the blood over the man’s wound which heals instantly.

Drunk

Did you see that?

Mark

Oh yes.

DRUNK

I still got it!

Mark gets up and leaves.

All the stories

scene from foggy days
Foggy Days
scene from you can take your fountainhead with you and swing it
You Can Take Your Fountainhead With You And Swing It!
grass snake on the ground
The Grass Snake of the House
the-huboboloolaaba
Adventures in Hoboboloolaaba Land
the mistaken
The Mistaken
About twimii
Rabbit, Twimii, Ted and Cow

About Twimii & the gang

Who is Twimii? What´s the deal with the toys? Are the recipes really made by a fluffy cow?

Pages 5 - 10
page 5
Page 5

The hunger

page 6
Page 6

Like recognises like

page 7
Page 7

Best laid plans

page 8
Page 8

Mark, the vampire

page 9
Page 9

The night life

page 10
Page 10

Mark and Dalee meet