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The Mistaken

A dark side street, a beautiful pale woman

The Mistaken - a story about some vampires

I wrote this back at the end of 2010. 2010! I’ve returned to it a couple of times since then. There are actually four parts to the story. For now I’m posting Parts 1 & 2, as they make a complete finished story. I’ll post a page every weekday until you’ve got all of the Part 1 & 2. I might post more afterwards depending.

Why am I posting this? Well, with the new site I wanted to give you a new story. And then I realised I had one already to hand.

I’m not too sure what else to say about this other than: #1 This is not a romance. And #2 The vampires in this story are not a metaphor for anything. They’re just vampires. And #3 This is not a children’s story. It has some damaged characters who damage others. And there’s some swearing, some nudity, some nasty violence, and a lot of biting.

I really want to make it clear that if you enjoyed You Can Take Your Fountainhead With You & Swing It!, please don’t expect this to be in any way similar. This at times is quite dark really.

It’s also not that serious. It’s definitely not a comedy, which was what I originally intended. I got too caught up in wondering why would they do that? what is going on?? But this is a vampire story. So, you know, it’s not so serious.

I’ve not made images really for this - apart from the one above. I’m going to leave the scenes, and all the rest of the characters, up to your imagination to decide exactly how they all look. AI is good. But it’s no match for your imagination.

All the stories

scene from foggy days
Foggy Days
scene from you can take your fountainhead with you and swing it
You Can Take Your Fountainhead With You And Swing It!
grass snake on the ground
The Grass Snake of the House
the-huboboloolaaba
Adventures in Hoboboloolaaba Land
the mistaken
The Mistaken
About twimii
Rabbit, Twimii, Ted and Cow

About Twimii & the gang

Who is Twimii? What´s the deal with the toys? Are the recipes really made by a fluffy cow?

Pages 1 - 6
page 1
Page 1

Not the best night out

page 2
Page 2

Dalee wakes into the night

page 3
Page 3

Penny drops, gets told to leave

page 4
Page 4

Finding shelter

page 5
Page 5

The hunger

page 6
Page 6

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