EXT. OUTSIDE PETER’S LOG CABIN - DAY
Peter is sitting in a sun chair and making drawing on some scraps of paper.
Ann comes walking up the path.
ANN
HEY HO!
Peter gets up and goes over to her.
PETER
Ann! You came!
ANN
Well when you send a telegram saying DONT SELL YOUR DREAMS STOP COME BUILD A LIVING PALACE WITH ME STOP what choice do I have?
PETER
That’s my girl.
EXT. QUARRY, BUILDING SITE - DAY
Dominique is lingering near Howard while he’s working away.
Howard looks up at her and smiles.
DOMINIQUE
Why do you always stare at me?
HOWARD
For the same reason you’ve been staring at me.
DOMINIQUE
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
HOWARD
If you didn’t Miss Francon, you’d be more astonished and much less angry.
DOMINIQUE
So you know my name.
HOWARD
You’ve been advertising it loudly enough.
DOMINIQUE
You’d better not be insolent. I can have you fired at a moment’s notice.
HOWARD
Shall I call the superintendent?
DOMINIQUE
No, of course not. But since you know who I am, you’d better stop looking at me when I come here. It might be misunderstood.
HOWARD
I don’t think so.
EXT. AREA IN THE WOODS WITH CAVES AND A STREAM - DAY
Peter has given Ann the notebook with the drawings he made as a child, and is explaining his idea to her.
PETER
This. This is what made me want to build. I wanted to make somewhere that looked like this, somewhere that is as beautiful as it is peaceful and natural. Somewhere that felt like a hideout from the world but that had every modern convenience and then some.
Ann looks charmed by what he’s saying but not seriously considering it.
He unfolds a drawing he’s been holding and lays it out before Ann.
PETER
This is the sort of thing I had in mind.
Ann looks at it and is blown away.
ANN
Oh ... oh ... I want to build this!
PETER
I knew you would.
ANN
Of course this terrain is completely unsuitable.
PETER
Of course.
ANN
We’d need to be very careful about the materials we use.
PETER
Definitely. It could go terribly wrong. It’s never been done before.
ANN
And some changes are needed - the interior would need much more light.
PETER
We can have panels of light in the ceiling.
ANN
I have this idea of positioning panes in such way that they give those on the interior light and views but those on the outside would have no view in.
PETER
Even better!
ANN
Of course we’d still need the ceiling panels for nighttime. Could be like a chessboard or some new board game...
Peter starts laughing. He can see that Ann’s head is already popping with ideas for it.
ANN
Oh Peter, I really want to build this.
PETER
Let’s.
ANN
But how? ... Can you afford this?
PETER
Well... no. Not yet. But a friend of mine, Ellsworth Toohey, he’s the architectural columnist at The Banner, he’s says I’m a shoe-in for the Manhattan Security Bank commission. That should pay handsomely and give me access to creditors happy to bankroll my dreams.
ANN
I’ve read some of his columns. I’m not sure I trust a man whose flattery often sounds kinda insulting.
INT. DOMINIQUE’S BEDROOM, FAMILY HOME - EVENING
Dominique is sitting down but gets up and inspects a small crack in the fireplace. She has the look of someone involved in some intrigue and she is very restless.
There is a KNOCK at the door.
DOMINIQUE
Come in.
Howard enters.
HOWARD
Good evening, Miss Francon. You sent for me?
DOMINIQUE
Yes. Would you like to make some extra money?
HOWARD
Certainly, Miss Francon.
DOMINIQUE
That marble piece is broken and has to be replaced. I want you to take it out.
HOWARD
Yes, Miss Francon.
He kneels down at the fireplace and looks at the small blemish. He strikes the stone with a chisel causing it to become completely cracked.
HOWARD
Now it’s broken and has to be replaced.
DOMINIQUE
Would you know what kind of marble this is and where to order a piece?
HOWARD
Yes, Miss Francon.
DOMINIQUE
Go ahead, then. Take it out.
HOWARD
Yes, Miss Francon.
Dominique starts giggling.
DOMINIQUE
Oh, I’m sorry. You might have thought that I was laughing at you, but I wasn’t, of course. I didn’t want to disturb you. I’m sure you’re anxious to finish and get out of here. I mean, because you must be tired. There must be things you’d like to talk about.
HOWARD
Oh, well, yes, Miss Francon.
DOMINIQUE
Well?
HOWARD
I think this is an atrocious fireplace.
DOMINIQUE
Really? This house was designed by my father. There’s no point in your discussing architecture. None at all. Shall we choose some other subject?
HOWARD
Yes, Miss Francon. Generally, there are three kinds of marble: The white, the onyx and the green. This last must not be considered a true marble. True marble is the metamorphic form of limestone produced by heat and pressure. Pressure is a powerful factor. It leads to consequences which, once started, cannot be controlled. What consequences? The infiltration of foreign elements from the surrounding soil. They form the colored streaks found in most marbles. This is pure white marble. You should be very careful, Miss Francon. To accept nothing but a stone of the same quality. This is Alabama marble, very high grade, very hard to find. What shall I do with the stone?
DOMINIQUE
Leave it here. I’ll have it removed.
HOWARD
All right. I’ll order a new piece cut to measure and have it delivered to you. Do you wish me to set it?
DOMINIQUE
Yes, certainly. I’ll let you know when it comes. How much do I owe you?
She hands him some money before he can answer.
DOMINIQUE
Keep the change.
HOWARD
Thank you, Miss Francon.
DOMINIQUE
Good night.
HOWARD
Good night, Miss Francon.
EXT. OUTSIDE PETER’S LOG CABIN - DAY
Peter is picking up post from the letter box.
Ann is sitting on a blanket, sketching out some ideas roughly.
Peter starts reading a telegram.
PETER
Time to return to Manhattan. - Oh no...
ANN
Peter?
Peter is suddenly looking very worried.
Ann gets up and goes over to him.
ANN
What’s the matter?
PETER
Bertie Wooster has landed the commission for the Security Bank of Manhattan.
ANN
Oh Peter. Is that all? There’ll be other jobs.
PETER
No. No, you don’t understand. He landed the job posing as Peter Keating ... I’m ruined. - I told the dolt to only meet the dom[]
ANN
The what?
PETER
Never mind.
ANN
I don’t understand...
PETER
No one will.
INT. PETER’S APARTMENT, ENTRANCE - DAY
Peter opens up the door and storms in.
Jeeves appears.
JEEVES
Good afternoon Mr. Keating.
PETER
Jeeves.
Peter is on the warpath and heads for the sitting room.
INT. PETER’S APARTMENT, SITTING ROOM - DAY
Bertie is sitting down having a high ball.
Peter storms in.
BERTIE
Perfect timing old sport. Care for a high ball?
PETER
WOOSTER!
BERTIE
KEATING!
Bertie starts laughing but stops as Peter advances menacingly.
BERTIE
I say, is anything the matter?
PETER
You were only supposed to meet with Dominique Francon and no one else! You dolt. You’ve ruined me!
Jeeves appears behind him.
JEEVES
With respect sir, Mr. Wooster had no choice in the matter. Miss Francon invited him to dinner at Mr Gail Wynand’s apartment and he was unable to refuse.
BERTIE
She’s terrifying.
Peter plonks down on a chair, deflated.
PETER
That she is.
Jeeves goes over to the drinks cabinet and starts fixing a drink for Peter.
PETER
I’m ruined.
JEEVES
Perhaps not, sir.
BERTIE
Jee[]
PETER
Can it Wooster!
Peter sighs deeply.
PETER
Sorry Jeeves, you were saying.
Jeeves hands a drink to Peter.
JEEVES
Well sir, who is to say that your cousin hasn’t been pretending to be you along, starting at the masquerade ball?
PETER
Well, ... no one who would be any trouble ... It might work at that.
BERTIE
Why am I always painted as the villain of the piece or mad man? Why can’t I be the hero[]
PETER
Oh do shut up Bertie.




