The Way I Make It Is

You Can Take Your Fountainhead With You and Swing It!

INT. RUN-DOWN APARTMENT BLOCK, STAIRWELL - DAY

Ann and Bill are walking up the stairs. They are both pretty horrified by the condition of the place.

As they are approaching the fourth floor Bill stops Ann.

BILL

Ann there’s something I have to tell you. - Rosie and I weren’t engaged. We’re married. We married the day we met.

Ann doesn’t know what to say.

BILL

So if her folks start talking like we’re married ... well, that would be why.

He clears his throat and carries on up to Rosie’s apartment.

Ann just stands there watching him, flabbergasted.

EXT. BOATS ON THE WATER - DAY

Gail Wynand is standing on his yacht. Dominique, in a speedboat, comes to a halt near his yacht and she is helped aboard by Gail.

GAIL WYNAND

I could’ve expected anything on my return except to see you coming here to meet me. If I wanted to delude myself, I’d think you were impatient to see me.

DOMINIQUE

I was.

GAIL WYNAND

I’m very happy, my dear - no matter your reason.

Dominique and Gail
Gail and Dominique

DOMINIQUE

I’m honest enough to warn you, you shouldn’t be.

GAIL WYNAND

I realize that. What was your reason? If you found another request to make of me, I like to be able to grant it.

DOMINIQUE

No. I didn’t come to make a request but to grant you one of yours. You still wish me to marry you?

GAIL WYNAND

More than anything I was ever capable of wishing.

DOMINIQUE

I’ll marry you. - Don’t you want to ask me any questions?

GAIL WYNAND

No.

DOMINIQUE

Thank you. You’re making it easier for me.

GAIL WYNAND

Whatever your reason, I shall accept it. What I want to find in our marriage will remain my own concern. I exact no promises and impose no obligations. Incidentally, since it is of no importance to you, I love you.

Dominique and Gail
The happy couple

INT. MITCHELL’S APARTMENT - DAY

Mrs. Mitchell is very flustered and quickly adding two new place settings.

MRS MITCHELL

Rosie, really! All this time we’ve been asking you to invite the Kirbys over and when you do you don’t tell us.

Mrs Mitchell
Mrs Mitchell

ROSIE

I’m sorry Mama. It was very late and after a long night when I asked Ann - I thought she’d forget.

ANN

Not all of us Kirbys are bad at honoring commitments Rosie.

Rosie looks from Ann to Bill and there is an awkward pause.

MR MITCHELL

Bill how is work these days? Busy as ever?

BILL

Oh yes sir, very busy.

MR MITCHELL

Pop.

BILL

Yes - Pop.

MR MITCHELL

Any idea when you’ll be moving to Tumbleland Falls?

MRS MITCHELL

We’re more than happy if you stay here though.

MR MITCHELL

Yes. Maybe you prefer it here really? - We love having Rosie near.

ANN

You’re leaving St. Barts?

BILL

Well... that is...

MR MITCHELL

Ann it’s lovely to meet more of the Kirby clan. It’s quite difficult for me to get around as you can see. Do your parents ever visit New York?

ANN

Well they are homebirds but they would be more than happy to take a trip to meet Bill’s wife. And it’s shameful that you haven’t met after all this time. It’s shameful Bill.

BILL

Ann, please...

Rosie starts crying and runs off into the bathroom closing the door behind her.

MRS MITCHELL

Oh ... I -

She goes over to the door and tries to get Rosie to come out. Ann goes over and is begging Rosie to let her in.

Bill is standing awkwardly beside Mr Mitchell, not a clue how to save the situation. Mr Mitchell tugs on his sleeve.

MR MITCHELL

Mother was the exact same when she was expecting Rosie. The slightest thing would set her off.

Bill and Mr Mitchell
Bill and Mr Mitchell

Bill smiles weakly at him.

Rosie lets only Ann into the bathroom.

BILL

Mr Mitchell I’m sorry but I’ve a terrible headache...

He turns and leaves.

MRS MITCHELL

Bill?

MR MITCHELL

We’re going to have a grandchild Mother.

Mitchell smiles at him but then looks worriedly towards the bathroom door.

INT. MITCHELL’S APARTMENT, BATHROOM - DAY

The bathroom is clean but one of the walls is badly discoloured with damp. Rosie is crying.

ROSIE

You must think I’m awful...

ANN

You? No - Bill, yes. What is wrong with him? Why can’t men be honest?

ROSIE

We got married so quick. I shudda ended it right away but I fell for him so deep and - I - I

ANN

He loves you too Rosie. He’s just an idiot.

ROSIE

He’s afraid what your father will say.

ANN

What!? Father will be delighted with you. No, he’s afraid what the board of St. Barts will say. And Rosie he’s not giving up his job. It’s his dream to work there. He must be madly in love to even have suggested such a thing.

ROSIE

Really?

ANN

Definitely.

ROSIE

Really?

ANN

Yes.

Rosie sits there thinking a moment, then dries her eyes and straightens herself up.

ROSIE

Maybe it’s time Bill Kirby saw a different side to me. - Hey, do you think Laura would help me shop for some new clothes?

ANN

She’d love to.

All the stories

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Foggy Days
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The Grass Snake of the House
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Adventures in Hoboboloolaaba Land
the mistaken
The Mistaken
About twimii
Rabbit, Twimii, Ted and Cow

About Twimii & the gang

Who is Twimii? What´s the deal with the toys? Are the recipes really made by a fluffy cow?

Parts 19 - 25
Dominique and Howard
Part 19

Dominique makes Howard a very resistable proposal.

Gail and Dominique
Part 20

Bill and Ann at the Mitchells. And Gail cannot resist Dominique’s proposal.

Laura and Rosie
Part 21

Rosie gets a makeover, she and Bill reunite, Howard sticks to his guns and we see more of Toohey.

Howard looking at one of his buildings
Part 22

Howard’s star is on the rise, Ann & Peter are getting less work, and Rosie & Mrs Dubray want better housing.

Gail meets Howard
Part 23

Peter and Ann discuss the downturn in their business. Gail meets Howard.

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Part 24

At home with the Wynands. At home with the Mitchells and Mrs Dubray.

Ann turning on the light
Part 25

Howard has designed a house for the Wynands

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