INT. HOUSE HALLWAY
Barbara, Lotte, Dearbhla and Shay enter the house. Lotte looks particularly impressed with the place.
LOTTE
Oh, it’s lovely!
BARBARA
It’s Maura’s house.
DEARBHLA
(slightly wary)You live with Maura?
BARBARA
No. She drops by though. MAURA?
RABBIT (O.S.)
SHE’S GONE. SHE TOOK CIAN HOME.
BARBARA
Ready to meet everyone?
INT. KITCHEN
Ted, Rabbit and Twimii are sitting at the table. There is a plate of cookies between Ted and Rabbit who are drinking tea with the cookies.
There are more cookies on a wire tray on the counter, and Cow is taking out the last batch from the oven when they enter.
Ted looks at the new people, relaxed and friendly. Rabbit looks a bit more cautious.
In front of Twimii is a stack of notebooks and lots of different sorts of pens.
She has one open directly in front of her, which she is writing in. It looks kind of like a school girl’s doodles and among the squiggly shapes are words that are written in large rounded letters, words like LOVE, LIGHT, FREEDOM, that sort of thing, and she is filling in the words in different colors and patterns.
She is very engrossed in what she is doing and doesn’t look at the newcomers.
Lotte, Dearbhla and Shay are looking around at the kitchen and its occupants with slight amazement. Lotte’s good humour seems to have dimmed a little and Barbara looks at the gang remembering how odd they looked to her when she first saw them.
For a moment she is unsure how to introduce everybody or what to say at all and there is small moment of awkward silence.
SHAY
This place smells amazing.
Cow beams up at him and quickly slides some cookies from the wire tray onto a plate. She goes over to Shay with the plate. He takes one and makes a noise like it’s delicious. Cow is delighted and offers Dearbhla and Lotte. They take the cookies but they are more hesitant about biting into them.
LOTTE
Those costumes… They’re … They look very …
TWIMII
They’re not costumes. This is Ted, Rabbit and Cow.
Twimii looks up at them.
TWIMII
And I’m a regular human being like all of you. - I’m Twimii. Hi.
LOTTE
How?
TWIMII
How d’you mean how? I was born[]
DEARBHLA
How do you have all this stuff, like things to write with? How do have all of this stuff?
LOTTE
That isn’t what I meant. I meant[]
TWIMII
I got these off Maura.
She stands the book up on the table with the pages open towards the visitors and is leafing through it showing what’s she’s done.
TWIMII
It’s meant to be the encoded sacred text of our religion. In the same vein as the Book of Kells.
SHAY
The Book of Kells isn’t encoded. It’s in Latin.
TWIMII
No. I know. It’s just in the same sort of style.
DEARBHLA
It’s really not.
TWIMII
It’s close enough for aliens.
LOTTE
You’re aliens?
TED
No.
LOTTE
But you came out of the fog?
Ted, Rabbit and Cow all object to this saying NO.
RABBIT
We have nothing to do with any of this.
DEARBHLA
So who are the aliens?
TWIMII
Well … We think maybe what is going on here is an alien invasion and … Maura and them are … maybe aliens? But maybe they’re just … psychologists?
LOTTE
But - so what are you? What are you all doing here?
TED
We don’t know what we are. We only remember the last 10 years or so. And we just ended up here three days ago - trying to escape the fog.
COW
(quietly)We’re magical creatures.
SHAY
Well … Everybody’s a magical creature really. Life is magic.
Everybody, apart from Twimii, is rather surprised by this comment from Shay.
TWIMII
Thank you. Exactly.
Shay sees Cow looking a little stung.
SHAY
But you lot are clearly a more mysterious type of magic.
She beams up at him again.
COW
What’s your name? Your names?
SHAY
Shay.
LOTTE
Lotte.
DEARBHLA
Dearbhla. - You wouldn’t have any regular tea or coffee, would ye?
TWIMII
I’ve asked Maura for some.
RABBIT
Twimii thinks there’s something up with the tea.
BARBARA
So does Dearbhla.
Dearbhla takes a bite of her cookie and sits down in front of Twimii.
DEARBHLA
Could you ask her about getting locks put on the doors?
TWIMII
I can’t. This is Maura’s house.
Lotte is still looking uncertain. Shay seems fairly at ease though.
BARBARA
I’ll go get more chairs.
She leaves and Rabbit follows her.




