Heavy Pants

Heavy Pants
We hear noises THUD - THUD - jingle - jingle - THUD - THUD - jingle - jingle. Early morning in the office, a head peers over the desk partition. 'What is that?' he thinks. The noises getting louder. Terrified the guy stands up thinking 'Its coming closer!!!'. We see a pair of baggy trousers laden down with padlocks and chains. 'Ah hey Twimii' says the office worker. 'Hey Keith' says Twimii. Later that day Maria comes over to Twimii's cubicle. Maria:'Twimii' Twimii: 'Hey Maria' Maria: 'The pants...' Twimii: [delightedly] 'Yes?' Maria:'No.' Twimii:[dejectedly]'No?' Maria:'No.' Twimii:'Oh.' Twimii wonders to herself 'So how?'
That Keith is very excitable, isn’t he?