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The old (and often inaccurate) recipes of twimii’s past

The old (and often inaccurate) recipes of twimii’s past

In December 2014 I decided to completely change the look of the blog (if you’re at all familiar with twimii, you’ll know I do this every so often – did the same with abitmoreveg, whose look I’ve now slapped on twimii). Anyway I moved from 

What’s wrong with being simple?

What’s wrong with being simple?

I watched a marketing slideshow and was infuriated by how it started off by apparently being anti-consumerism and then finished by just asking you to like brands. Then I watched Exit Through The Giftshop and got really mad over a bit about Guantanamo Bay. So this 

Heavy Pants

Heavy Pants

We hear noises THUD - THUD - jingle - jingle - THUD - THUD - jingle - jingle. Early morning in the office, a head peers over the desk partition. 'What is that?' he thinks. The noises getting louder. Terrified the guy stands up thinking 'Its coming closer!!!'. We see a pair of baggy trousers laden down with padlocks and chains. 'Ah hey Twimii' says the office worker. 'Hey Keith' says Twimii. Later that day Maria comes over to Twimii's cubicle. Maria:'Twimii' Twimii: 'Hey Maria' Maria: 'The pants...' Twimii: [delightedly] 'Yes?' Maria:'No.' Twimii:[dejectedly]'No?' Maria:'No.' Twimii:'Oh.' Twimii wonders to herself 'So how?'
That Keith is very excitable, isn’t he?
The Seed of Satan

The Seed of Satan

Twimii is sitting on a park bench thinking hard about something. Joe, who was in the Clear Visions class sees her and waves 'Twimii! Hey!' Twimii doesn't recognise him for a second. Twimii: 'Ah hey Roger' Joe: 'It's Joe.' Twimii:'Are you sure' Joe:'ah, yeah' Joe:'Its mad about Clear Visions, isnt it?' Twimii:'I wouldnt know Joe. I was thrown out.' Joe:'Its been all over the news...' Twimii:'Dont listen to the news - too depressing' Joe: 'Brenda had a meltdown - the emergency services had to be called.' Twimii: 'Oh no! I wonder what could have happened...I really liked Brenda...Until she threw me out...' Joe: 'She thinks you're the seed of satan.'
It’s always sad when someone you think is alright thinks you’re a demon…