The old (and often inaccurate) recipes of twimii’s past
In December 2014 I decided to completely change the look of the blog (if you’re at all familiar with twimii, you’ll know I do this every so often – did the same with abitmoreveg, whose look I’ve now slapped on twimii). Anyway I moved from …
![We hear noises THUD - THUD - jingle - jingle - THUD - THUD - jingle - jingle. Early morning in the office, a head peers over the desk partition. 'What is that?' he thinks. The noises getting louder. Terrified the guy stands up thinking 'Its coming closer!!!'. We see a pair of baggy trousers laden down with padlocks and chains. 'Ah hey Twimii' says the office worker. 'Hey Keith' says Twimii. Later that day Maria comes over to Twimii's cubicle. Maria:'Twimii' Twimii: 'Hey Maria' Maria: 'The pants...' Twimii: [delightedly] 'Yes?' Maria:'No.' Twimii:[dejectedly]'No?' Maria:'No.' Twimii:'Oh.' Twimii wonders to herself 'So how?'](https://i0.wp.com/twimii.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/heavypants.png)
