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So not the Chair…
September 24, 2013

So not the Chair…

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It’s Zen Meditation, don’t you know
May 25, 2013

It’s Zen Meditation, don’t you know

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I am the Chair
May 19, 2013

I am the Chair

Twimii is working at a computer. She is focused on the work, thinking only about what she is doing. She finishes and looks around her. She starts to lean back on her chair, holding onto the desk thinking 'I am the chair'. She seems to be chanting this internally. She leans back more on her chair all the time thinking 'I am the chair'. She raises her arms a little off the desk and then she raises them up completely still leaning back on the chair and thinking triumphantly 'I am the chair'. She lowers her arms and returns to a normal seated position just as her manager Maria comes over and says 'Hi Team'. Twimii's colleagues say 'Hey Maria' while Twimii meekly says 'hi' and thinks 'Act naturally'.
twimii at work
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I’ll be seeing you…
April 28, 2013

I’ll be seeing you…

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Not Time Travellers, he says…
April 27, 2013

Not Time Travellers, he says…

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Free Expression – the Downside
April 27, 2013

Free Expression – the Downside

Twimii walks along the school corridor dejectedly, thinking to herself 'I cant believe I managed to mess up my one and possible only chance to time travel. All I had to do was sit there quietly and NOT say out loud all the stuff in my head. Just sit there. Other people do it. All the time. How? ... Maybe ... maybe they're robots.' Twimii stops in her tracks dismayed at the possibility before thinking it through 'No. Be sensible. If they were robots they'd explode every time they drank something.' She sighs and continues walking down the corridor. A voice calls out from an open door she's passing 'Are ye finished already?' Twimii looks into the room and the homeless dude is in there eating a chocolate chip biscuit. Twimii: Oh, hey... No, it's still going on they kicked me out. Dude: Why? Twimii: I just gave them a glimpse of my fatalistic view of things. Dude: Hmm... Twimii: I should have just sat there and kept quiet. Dude: Hmm... Twimii sighs loudly.
Isn’t that dog cute? How could you possibly not feed him?
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