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I’ll be seeing you…
April 28, 2013

I’ll be seeing you…

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Not Time Travellers, he says…
April 27, 2013

Not Time Travellers, he says…

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Free Expression – the Downside
April 27, 2013

Free Expression – the Downside

Twimii walks along the school corridor dejectedly, thinking to herself 'I cant believe I managed to mess up my one and possible only chance to time travel. All I had to do was sit there quietly and NOT say out loud all the stuff in my head. Just sit there. Other people do it. All the time. How? ... Maybe ... maybe they're robots.' Twimii stops in her tracks dismayed at the possibility before thinking it through 'No. Be sensible. If they were robots they'd explode every time they drank something.' She sighs and continues walking down the corridor. A voice calls out from an open door she's passing 'Are ye finished already?' Twimii looks into the room and the homeless dude is in there eating a chocolate chip biscuit. Twimii: Oh, hey... No, it's still going on they kicked me out. Dude: Why? Twimii: I just gave them a glimpse of my fatalistic view of things. Dude: Hmm... Twimii: I should have just sat there and kept quiet. Dude: Hmm... Twimii sighs loudly.
Isn’t that dog cute? How could you possibly not feed him?
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Clear Visions – And now, a Mouse
April 24, 2013

Clear Visions – And now, a Mouse

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Clear Visions – Many Elephants, One Big Hairy Mammoth
April 19, 2013

Clear Visions – Many Elephants, One Big Hairy Mammoth

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Clear Visions – a Real Elephant
April 17, 2013

Clear Visions – a Real Elephant

Brenda: We're being serious now Twimii. Twimii: No really I've spent time thinking abou this. My problems are an elephant that I must eat... Joe: An elephant made of candy or a real one? Twimii: Joe, anyone could eat an elephant made of candy. Joyce: Oh, I couldn't. Joe: What about one made of crisps? Twimii: It's a real elephant. Chris: You wouldn't eat Dumbo! Brenda: CHRIS! Chris: Sorry. Everyone pauses for a moment shocked that Brenda seems a little angry. Brenda: (sigh) OK ... so ... Twimii: So, my problems are an elephant and besides the fact that I don't know how to go about eating a whole elephant I don't really want to the elephant I'd rather just let it be really... Brenda: TWIMII!!! Twimii thinks 'Hmm, she actually looks younger when she's angry.' Twimii: I'm really sorry I'm not explaining it well - Let me show you what I been. Brenda tries to calm herself down 'Breathe, just breathe'
Clear Visions Part IV
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Welcome a bit more veg visitors!

abitmoreveg profile Hello. I decided to close abitmoreveg. I hadn't updated it for years. twimii is my original food blog. But it is not solely vegetarian - nor solely about food. I hope that's ok and I hope you enjoy it.

I've tagged the abitmoreveg recipes so you can still find them easily. And I've also tagged recipes that would fall under the old abitmoreveg categories:

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